Menonton Sampai Mati

Mungkin Minggu ini aku akan menonton saja sampai mati. Atau sampai buta. Atau sampai aku kesal berada di dalam ruangan terus menerus.

Tadi aku sudah mempersiapkan diri dengan membeli beberapa judul film baru! Tidak berarti baru rilis sih, hanya bahwa itu film belum pernah kutonton sebelumnya. Jadi tentu saja akan menjadi pengalaman pertama menonton.

Beberapa film memang kucari hanya karena kemungkinan untuk melihat adegan perkelahian, penyiksaan, kebrutalan. Beberapa karena aku ingin melihat kelucuan dan humornya. Beberapa lagi karena aku berharap bisa melihat tubuh-tubuh seksi dan kulit-kulit mulus dari para pemainnya. All in all, I aim for the B- and C-list movies.

Judulnya (in no particular order) adalah:

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN?
--> Morgan Spurlock yang membuat "Super Size Me", film yang menurutku lucu sehingga aku memutuskan untuk menonton film yang ini.

FUTURAMA: THE BEAST WITH A BILLION BACKS
FUTURAMA: BENDER'S BIG SCORE
--> What more can you say? It's Futurama!

THE WIZARD OF GORE
--> B-movie? C-movie? Dunno, but it also cast The Suicide Girls!

THE MACHINE GIRL
--> With taglines such as "She won't stop until she's got REVENGE!" and "It's Payback Time!" what is to expect? Another Japanese high-school chick turned violent and kill all the bad guys (which are suppose to be males)? YOU BET!!!

MIDNIGHT MOVIES
--> A documentary.

SHAMO
--> Another (might be) Japanese super-violence action movie. Expect to see blood-smeared hero! But this one is a male.

BRA BOYS
--> Another documentary, but this one about surfing.

CROWS ZERO
--> Yet another Japanese high-school action movie. Probably ultra-violent too. Don't know till I've seen them!

BTK
--> Stands for: Bind, Torture, Kill.
Hmm... Oh, I know! "Hip hip hooray!"

NEVER BACK DOWN
--> Now this one is just the bonus, offered by the shopkeeper.
One that had all-white 100% American guy kick some baddies' ass (but not before he got beaten up and then search for a true martial art guru to teach him to be the ultimate hero and then later he got hooked up with that busty blond).
Or probably not.

Anyway, WELCOME.... WEEKEND!!!